May 23, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/23/2016

May 23, 2016


May 18, 2016

Google Home: A speaker to finally take on the Amazon Echo


May 15, 2016

Searching Google from inside the Bing app

May 15, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/14/2016

May 14, 2016

What the hell is this supposed to be in reference to? confused

May 5, 2016


They make toy versions of people who record themselves playing video games and sell them at places like Toys R Us now

April 30, 2016

George F. Will:

A convention’s sovereign duty is to choose a plausible nominee who has a reasonable chance to win, not to passively affirm the will of a mere plurality of voters recorded episodically in a protracted process.

Why don’t voters like the Republican establishment… perhaps we’ll never know…

April 26, 2016
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Mr. T before he dies

Bonus scene

April 14, 2016

Windows Day 7: Why is stuff randomly blurry

April 9, 2016

Some cutting-edge satire at Chuck E. Cheese’s

April 8, 2016

typingComputer Update: A computer has been obtained, and now I have to re-orient myself to the ways of Windows after using a Mac for the past ~11 years. Notepad, I’ve missed you.

March 29, 2016

My computer died the other day, so some stuff is going to take even longer now since I can’t edit html for the time being. I swear, one of these days I’ll have regularly updated websites again.

February 28, 2016
February 27, 2016
pokemon yellow

Confession: I’d never played a Pokémon game until today

February 7, 2016
Fun Facts Gleamed From Wikipedia

From Unhappily Ever After:

By the show’s third season, Tiffany (Nikki Cox) was becoming a breakout character and the de facto co-star of the show along with Pierson. Stories began focusing on Tiffany and Ryan’s high school (and later community college) escapades, and the producers attempted to kill-off the increasingly unnecessary character of Jennie, who returned as a ghost. After doing so, however, they quickly reversed their decision because of negative audience reaction.[citation needed] The character was brought back to life in a deliberately bizarre sequence in which a network executive wandered on to the set and announced Jennie’s character was no longer dead. Nevertheless, Jennie was soon gone again, as several episodes later, the character abandoned her family for a lesbian lover (Hodge choosing to leave the show) and was never seen again.

January 31, 2016

Chris BrayesHello! Life has been busy and sorta chaotic lately so naturally Fate decided this would be a great time for my website to break down. The blogging software I was using to make posts, Movable Type, stopped working last month, and my attempt to update to the last free version failed and ended up breaking stuff even more. So, in what is becoming a tradition for this website every five years or so, I’ve been forced to change blogging software once again, this time to WordPress. Also, the backup of my posts I saved is in some weird format that apparently can’t be used by anything other than Movable Type, so I’ve had to manually add a number of posts. Once that’s done, I’ll turn my attention back to my long-neglected Simpsons news blog.

Anyway, here is a new Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck comic that I wanted to get out before the Iowa caucuses. Enjoy!

December 19, 2015

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

November 26, 2015
I am thankful for Chicken Nugget