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September 15, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

treat all racists like racists

08/28/2017
  1. Cops are a race now
  2. Bruce Tinsley saw footage of Nazi guys beating and murdering people and thought “this is exactly like that long-forgotten discredited talking point about MEChA from 2003!” It’s that little extra touch that makes Mallard Fillmore Mallard Fillmore.
  3. The two-week delay actually works in Tinsley’s favor here, because during that interim media liberals who condemned Trump’s “many sides” comments decided Antifa is Just As Bad
August 31, 2017
Candorville comic about leftist twitter and centrists

Meanwhile, today’s Garfield was about going to a buffet

August 24, 2017
me seeing a girl

Back at it again

August 23, 2017

Howdy, folks who voted overwhelmingly for President Birther! You wouldn’t wanna vote for a paranoid conspiracy theory idiot who was mean to John McCain, would you??? Please keep this message in mind for like a year. Signed, The Republican Establishment

August 17, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 08/03/2017

08/03/2017

Bruce Tinsley appeared to give up on trying to keep up with the news cycle and did a “heartwarming” 2-week story arc about Mallard getting a dog instead…

Mallard Fillmore, 07/28/2017

07/28/2017

… but not without getting in a dig at how easy it is to vote. I wonder if “illegally” was in the first draft.

Mallard Fillmore, 10/23/2004

10/23/2004

Mallard Fillmore, 06/10/2012

06/10/2012

Mallard Fillmore, 9/3/2012

09/03/2012

Bureaucracy and red tape are great when it comes to keeping certain people from voting! Is there any doubt Tinsley would be in favor of straight-up poll taxes if it were still politically palatable?

Mallard Fillmore, 08/08/2017

08/08/2017

Mallard Fillmore, 08/09/2017

08/09/2017

Also, he is inexplicably paranoid that the upcoming Incredibles sequel is just more Fake News from the lieberal media and their Hollyweird pals. It was announced three years ago at a Disney shareholder meeting and heavily reported at the time, but apparently he just now found out about it. Folks, I know this might be a bit controversial, but if you haven’t taken the time to learn anything about The Incredibles because you spend all day on the Daily Wire reading Ben Shapiro articles, then I don’t think you should be allowed to see the sequel.

July 10, 2017

I bought some stamps online and now I’m subscribed to a magazine for stamp collectors

July 2, 2017

Remember when Obama was debasing the office of the presidency by talking to America’s Dad Jay Leno? Now we have a guy whose job is scouring imageboards for memes to tweet on the president’s behalf

June 27, 2017
trying to stop the pain

Major Matt Mason: Moon Mission (1968)
June 24, 2017
Current status:

listening to weird cooing

Major Matt Mason: Moon Mission (1968)

June 20, 2017

Happy 14th anniversary to rubbercat.net

I finally found a photo of this rubber cat puppet that I used to have as a kid, which I later named my fake production company and nethandle after. Too bad I didn’t know it was also a fetish thing

May 31, 2017
Trying my hand at success win memes:

May 23, 2017

the thomas moody curmudgeon watch, a conceptual blog by artist Jeff Baij that poked fun at fellow artist Tom Moody, has now been taken over by a Wells Fargo spambot. The art is now complete.

May 21, 2017
May 17, 2017
chris crusty
Chris Crusty (1936) by Bill Conselman and Charlie Plumb, via Sam Henderson

Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee

May 16, 2017
e-mail from Coca-Cola Freestyle

Please put “Valued Beverage Fan” on my tombstone, thanks

April 30, 2017
Bumper sticker idea:

I Was With Her
But Now I’m Over The Hill!
April 29, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore their

01/14/2000

*thinks about the issue really hard over the course of 17 years*

Mallard Fillmore their

04/29/2017

Goddammit, dude.