October 30, 2014
Nancy 4/16/1945
04/16/1945

evil nancy

Evil Nancy is terrifying aaaaa

October 29, 2014

Awful Link of the Day: /r/EbolaHoax

At /r/EbolaHoax, moderator and sole contributor HamsterNamedFunny has been frantically aggregating links to every conspiracy article and YouTube video he can find. It's the internet equivalent of a room filled with interconnected webs of string: Every colorful, crazy-frayed strand he pins to the wall helps expose the "EboLIE" scare for the fraud it is. Nothing gets past this guy, except the concept of satire.

While researching this one, I learned about the Georgia Guidestones, a bizarre stone monument with some guidelines for a post-apocalyptic society. Here's a WIRED article about it from a few years ago. It sounds cool, like something out of a danged Zelda game or something.

October 27, 2014
Nancy 04/11/1945
04/11/1945

Nancy versus the Illuminati

October 24, 2014

jack
so i behead some chump back in july

chloe
Again with this?

jack
then ***1 month later*** those isil dopes do the same thing

jack
hrmmm i wonder where they got the idea???/

chloe
Jack, just let it go already

chloe
I don't understand why you'd even want credit for that

jack
dammit chloe

jack
it s the fr**king principle of the thing.....

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October 17, 2014
homer butterfinger green shirt bart
butterfinger group apu

I think the old Simpsons Butterfinger commercials are fascinating... lots of cartoony action and zippy camera movement that you don't see in the series. I'm particularly impressed by a shot that starts from Bart's POV inside the box of ice cream bars, then somehow twsts around above Apu in like 4 frames. Here's a couple gifs:

simpsons butterfinger commercial simpsons butterfinger commercial
October 16, 2014
crossword doodles
03/21/2014
October 3, 2014
Peanuts 7/11/1986
07/11/1986

Remember when the Peanuts gang went to a survivalist camp?

September 27, 2014
college professor-type

New Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck... it's been a while since that guy showed his face around here, I know

September 11, 2014
IN THE NEWS

Seth Rogen condemns football player elevator footage

But what does the guy from The Big Bang Theory think about the ISIS beheadings??

September 10, 2014

Awful Link of the Day:

Redpilled My Little Pony Headcanons combines all the worst things about the modern Internet: Tumblr, fandoms, bronies (creepy dudes obsessed with a cartoon for preschool girls), redpillers (creepy dudes who think they are cool guys similar to Neo from The Matrix because they can see through the facade of feminism and political correctness), heavy-handed trolling, and headcanons (fanfiction without the effort of writing fanfiction).

September 7, 2014
application support

When you try but don't succeed

September 4, 2014

tickety tocSometimes when I'm taking care of my nephew I am forced to watch this show about kids who live in a cuckoo clock. Their lives are a perpetual countdown. They can't enjoy their leisure time because they have to be back to chime every hour on the hour. If they don't, the people in the clock shop will get suspicious. Except there's never anybody in the clock shop so everything they do is ultimately meaningless. It's oddly bleak.

August 24, 2014
burrito minus tortilla

Behold, the Deconstructed Ice Cream Sandwich *holds up hands, revealing a big glob of melting vanilla ice cream*

August 22, 2014

I Bing searched the cast of PBS's Zoom to see how my childhood crush Zoe is doing and made myself sad when I realized Jared's cast page from 1999 is still up, frozen in time, with no way to warn him...

August 19, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 08/19/2014
08/19/2014

Do they give out Pulitzers for headlines? Because that's a shoo-in right there

August 5, 2014

THE COMPLETE PEANUTS 1987-1988

  • I skipped about thirty years of Peanuts compilations but nothing seems radically different, which is maybe a testament to the consistency of the strip. All the characters are here now. Violet, Other Patty, and Shermy have been shuttled off to Limbo. The only change yet to come (that I'm aware of) is Rerun being given a personality.
  • Other than the occasional pop culture reference (like Teddy Ruxpin), the only thing that denotes the time period is the presence of the big black TV in the Browns' living room, always seen from the side. Although I checked and television was mentioned slightly more in the mid-50s.
  • "TV critic" is one of Sally's defining characteristics now:
    Peanuts 08/13/1988
  • The "adults can't be heard by the audience" rule is a little awkward sometimes, like when one character has to ask another character to repeat what the adult who's right in front of them just said. The television is allowed to bypass this rule, which makes me wonder if Schulz ever stopped to consider the logic behind this. Adults can be heard, but only if their voices are transmitted electronically?
  • Well no wonder Sally doesn't like school, they're forcing her to read Tess of the d'Urbervilles in first grade.
  • Franklin's defining characteristic is that he has a grandpa. Okay.
  • The fact that Peppermint Patty and Marcie both have unrequited crushes on Charlie Brown is really cute. Nobody seems to remember this aspect because of all the hacky "they're total lesbos" jokes.

    Peanuts 7/13/1987

  • Marcie is kinda the MVP of this book.
    Peanuts 9/11/1987
  • OK, so "recurring situation" (I don't know what the right phrase would be) is the backbone of Peanuts. Yet the Great Pumpkin strips every Halloween feel like they were done more out of tradition rather than Schulz thinking of a new twist.
  • Recurring situation I didn't realize was a recurring situation: Snoopy paying tribute to Bill Mauldin on Veterans Day.

    There's a strip where Snoopy is shopping for a Garfield greeting card that I forgot to scan before I had to return the book to the library.

  • Snoopy became a lawyer a lot during this era. I don't quite understand how the hat connotes lawyeriness... seems like a forgotten symbol, like how kids today supposedly don't recognize an icon of a floppy disk is supposed to mean saving your file.
  • Here's an uncharacteristic "meta" strip:
    Peanuts 11/6/1987
  • Peppermint Patty and Marcie sure went to a bunch of concerts. This is probably the most optimistic Peanuts panel I've ever seen:

    Peanuts 10/21/1987


July 24, 2014

chloe
At this point, I think I'm the only friend you have left. Whether you want to admit it or not.

jack
hmm let me think

Willie, you and I are friends, right?

willie

jack and willie hug

jack
yup ur right

jack
cant think of anyone else in the whole entire world who id call a friend...

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