March 27, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 03/20/2015
03/20/2015

Mallard Fillmore, 03/13/2015
03/13/2015

Liberals hate all religions, so clearly President Obama, who can't bring himself to denounce Islam, is not a liberal.
March 18, 2015

Awful Link of the Day - The Slums of Elwood:

The Slums of Elwood is a "Most Peculiar" message board where dorky teens and weird adults chat about the long-running PBS cartoon Arthur. With lax moderation and a focus on "strange and disturbing Arthur-related topics and fan creations," it aims to be to the show's fandom what Weird Twitter is to Regular Twitter. The details are a bit sketchy, but apparently it was formed in the wake of an earlier Arthur board's implosion, partially due to some drama over the concept of a certain tertiary character removing his hat. Sounds like the Arthur fandom was pretty damn weird to begin with.

March 14, 2015

Buying a $500 smartwatch to combat the problem of "looking at your smartphone too much" is the most 0th World thing I can imagine

March 10, 2015

I wrote an obituary for Sam Simon on my Simpsons site's news blog.

I didn't really set out to write serious, hopefully respectful obituaries on my jokey, ironic fansite, I just kind of fell into it. I wrote a quick one for Polly Platt a few years ago because I thought her small role in the genesis of The Simpsons was a neat little anecdote that not a lot of people knew about. And then some other folks died, and I figured, "well, if I wrote all those words about someone who was only tangentially connected to The Simpsons, I'd better write something for them..."

I suppose my overall goal is to just share whatever relevant Simpsons arcana I've had rattling around in my brain for years in the hopes that it might be somewhat interesting to other Simpsons nuts, the kind of stuff that's overlooked by actual news organizations.

March 7, 2015
Hooray I can post this again

March 6, 2015

Awful Link of the Day: /r/WatchPeopleCode

/r/WatchPeopleCode is at the forefront of the perplexing "live coding" trend, where turbonerds record themselves wrangling ones and zeroes and stream it on the internet for other turbonerds to watch in real time. "Think of it as like a ridealong in an episode of COPS, where who knows what I'm going to be running into," teases a Firefox engineer at the start of a 2-hour video about printing in Linux. Yeah, ok.

March 1, 2015
monthly traffic exceeded
Oh, hi, I don't know if you noticed, but rubbercat.net was down for the past eight days, for the same reasons outlined here. I've always been frugal with the amount of disk space I have, but it looks like I've outgrown the "Economy" plan and I'll have to upgrade to the "Business" plan next time I renew my hosting. It comes with an unfathomable amount of space, which can only mean good things for lovers of content!
February 7, 2015
IN THE NEWS
The politics of the death penalty began to change in Virginia in 2005, when Timothy M. Kaine (D), a death-penalty opponent who had defended death-row inmates pro bono, was elected governor. Kaine's Republican opponent, Jerry Kilgore, ran a TV ad saying that Kaine wouldn't have supported executing Adolf Hitler.
February 6, 2015

Awful Link of the Day: Happier Abroad

Founder Winston Wu modestly describes himself as "the most freethinking Asian since Bruce Lee, and arguably of all-time as well." After finding himself stuck in the quagmire known as the friend zone, he fared better overseas, where "Sex and getting laid with attractive women comes more naturally." Ever since, he's made it his mission to preach the virtues of "Global Scale dating" and "deprogram you" from American propaganda, like the hurtful claim that you shouldn't need a passport to find a date.

January 26, 2015

Washington Post via msn:

Rand Paul will need to broaden his appeal far beyond his father's hard-core supporters if he hopes to win the GOP nomination his father never could. But some members of that core said he was losing them by adopting policies closer to the GOP mainstream.

"He is the 'Star Wars, Episode I,'" said Kent Ohler, 38, who records sound for TV and movies. He meant that the younger Paul was like the long-anticipated but largely disappointing sequel to the "Star Wars" movie franchise. "You have to like him to some degree, just because the name's still stuck [on him]. But at the end of the day, he's just not freakin' right."

Ohler and his younger brother Adam, sitting next to him, took the analogy further: Rand Paul's endorsement of Republican Mitt Romney in the 2012 election was his "Jar Jar Binks" -- comparing the Romney endorsement to the annoying alien that many "Star Wars" aficionados said made the "Phantom Menace" prequel irretrievably bad.

I'd say Rand Paul's desire to dismantle the social safety net is his Dex's Diner, his foreign policy is his General Grievous, and his toilet tirade is his Lumpy.
January 23, 2015
Thomas the Tank Engine The Island of Sodor puzzle

I don't think it's a coincidence that the island of Sodor is only one letter off from Sodom

January 19, 2015
howard the duck is here!

Last year I was joking, er, predicting a big Howard the Duck reboot, which sorta happened, in a way. Comics blogger Mike Sterling called it "strangely prescient." What can I say, I have my finger on the pulse of the pop culture zeitgeist. I would now like to use my newfound oracle powers for another bold prediction: Woozie Winks will make his long-awaited cinematic debut by 2025.

January 18, 2015
Mallard Fillmore Watch

mallard fillmore 1/15/2015
January 15, 2015

You know who the real victims are? You guessed it: white people.

January 16, 2015

Awful Link of the Day: Stretch Armstrong World

Stretch Armstrong World is the first and likely only fansite devoted exclusively to "the cornsyrup filled he man himself," Stretch Armstrong. Hopefully you still have one of these rubbery action figures around somewhere, because the site reports "their value has remained more stable than Gold making them a truely [sic] great investment!" Once the economy is destroyed and the world descends into chaos, we'll have to barter using "Fetch Armstrong dogs", so it's best you start your collection as soon as possible.

I had a Fetch Armstrong dog, which is apparently rare now? And if I'm understanding things right, the company got sued and had to stop selling superhero stretchies right as they were coming out with Plastic Man, which is a real shame.

January 11, 2015

I saw this stupid commercial at the movie theater and for a moment I actually thought it was a trailer for a live-action Gerald McBoingBoing movie

January 7, 2015

Today's Awful Link of the Day (that felt weird to write) is about Key4hope, a site that makes cool predictions about the future, such as:

Robots are essentially computers with legs. And by 2049, robots will cook all our meals, clean our homes, teach us, drive us to wherever we want to go, and perform delicate surgery on us. Simply, within a half century, robots will touch nearly every facet of our lives.
My favorite prediction is that kids will be smarter because of holograms, and a cable channel about homework.

January 2, 2015

12 Ways to Avoid Uber and Still Get Home Safely on New Year's Eve

"Grampa, how did people survive before Uber?"
"I... I don't remember..."