November 20, 2014
Just thought up this brilliant and insightful political cartoon!!!

wreck-it roberts court
(click for full-size)

Well, I'm off to collect my Pulitzer now!

November 18, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 11/18/2014
11/18/2014

Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm...14 words... now where have I heard that before?

The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children."[1] It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: "Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth."[2]

Don't let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!

November 10, 2014
goat floptaylor swift withering look
November 5, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 11/03/2014
11/03/2014

In this searing indictment of the news media, a local reporter mistakes a young Orville Redenbaucher for a hipster

October 30, 2014
Nancy 4/16/1945
04/16/1945

evil nancy

Evil Nancy is terrifying aaaaa

October 29, 2014

Awful Link of the Day: /r/EbolaHoax

At /r/EbolaHoax, moderator and sole contributor HamsterNamedFunny has been frantically aggregating links to every conspiracy article and YouTube video he can find. It's the internet equivalent of a room filled with interconnected webs of string: Every colorful, crazy-frayed strand he pins to the wall helps expose the "EboLIE" scare for the fraud it is. Nothing gets past this guy, except the concept of satire.

While researching this one, I learned about the Georgia Guidestones, a bizarre stone monument with some guidelines for a post-apocalyptic society. Here's a WIRED article about it from a few years ago. It sounds cool, like something out of a danged Zelda game or something.

October 27, 2014
Nancy 04/11/1945
04/11/1945

Nancy versus the Illuminati

October 24, 2014

jack
so i behead some chump back in july

chloe
Again with this?

jack
then ***1 month later*** those isil dopes do the same thing

jack
hrmmm i wonder where they got the idea???/

chloe
Jack, just let it go already

chloe
I don't understand why you'd even want credit for that

jack
dammit chloe

jack
it s the fr**king principle of the thing.....

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October 17, 2014
homer butterfinger green shirt bart
butterfinger group apu

I think the old Simpsons Butterfinger commercials are fascinating... lots of cartoony action and zippy camera movement that you don't see in the series. I'm particularly impressed by a shot that starts from Bart's POV inside the box of ice cream bars, then somehow twsts around above Apu in like 4 frames. Here's a couple gifs:

simpsons butterfinger commercial simpsons butterfinger commercial
October 16, 2014
crossword doodles
03/21/2014
October 3, 2014
Peanuts 7/11/1986
07/11/1986

Remember when the Peanuts gang went to a survivalist camp?

September 27, 2014
college professor-type

New Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck... it's been a while since that guy showed his face around here, I know

September 11, 2014
IN THE NEWS

Seth Rogen condemns football player elevator footage

But what does the guy from The Big Bang Theory think about the ISIS beheadings??

September 10, 2014

Awful Link of the Day:

Redpilled My Little Pony Headcanons combines all the worst things about the modern Internet: Tumblr, fandoms, bronies (creepy dudes obsessed with a cartoon for preschool girls), redpillers (creepy dudes who think they are cool guys similar to Neo from The Matrix because they can see through the facade of feminism and political correctness), heavy-handed trolling, and headcanons (fanfiction without the effort of writing fanfiction).

September 7, 2014
application support

When you try but don't succeed

September 4, 2014

tickety tocSometimes when I'm taking care of my nephew I am forced to watch this show about kids who live in a cuckoo clock. Their lives are a perpetual countdown. They can't enjoy their leisure time because they have to be back to chime every hour on the hour. If they don't, the people in the clock shop will get suspicious. Except there's never anybody in the clock shop so everything they do is ultimately meaningless. It's oddly bleak.

August 24, 2014
burrito minus tortilla

Behold, the Deconstructed Ice Cream Sandwich *holds up hands, revealing a big glob of melting vanilla ice cream*