January - February 2005 Front Page Archive
January 5, 2005
Well, hello! It's been a while, hasn't it? My pants smell like garlic bread (seriously).
Here are your belated Christmas gifts:
I still want to know why my pants smell like garlic bread.
January 9, 2005
January 10, 2005
oh god oh god oh god 
January 14, 2005
OH HELLO YEAH YOU KNOW THOSE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT WE SAID WE HAD DEFINITE PROOF OF AND WAS THE MAJOR REASON WE WENT TO WAR YEAH WELL IT TURNS OUT THEY WEREN'T REALLY THERE SO WE OFFICALLY GAVE UP LOOKING FOR THEM SO NOW I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN THIS WAR WHERE YOUR SONS ARE DYING FOR NO REAL REASON OTHER THAN TO TINKER AROUND IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND MESS THINGS UP EVEN MORE SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE LYING TO YOU GUYS PART BUT THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME AND KEEPING THIS FROM BEING A BIG SCANDAL I OWE YOU ONE P.S. I AM CHRISTIAN OKAY
January 20, 2005
In honor of Inaugration Day, please enjoy the second and final episode of Colin Powell Space Patrol, entitled "The Flip-Flop Fiasco!", in which Colin Powell and crew do battle with the evil forces of John Kerry. Please note that you will need Internet Explorer or another browser that supports MIDI for the last page in order to fully enjoy the Colin Powell Space Patrol experience.
January 24, 2005
SPONGEBOB IS NOT GAY OKAY
>:-(
February 2, 2005
A green dress, why do you ask?
......... no reason.
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February 5, 2005
- The Official "My Brother and Me" FAQ was posted last month and actually written about a year ago, I just didn't mention it here on the main page. If you get the "reference", you are a huge nerd.
- Social Security
- The Moof Page was updated with a page about Moofwear
- I fixed some of the meta tags on various pages; you probably don't know what that means
- I will get around to "Hog and Dog" one of these days
- Here is a preliminary schedule of upcoming Rubber Cat Productions stuff and by "preliminary" I mean "I won't follow this timetable at all":
- From Here To Insanity #41 (online) - End of February
- FHTI #42 (print) - End of March
- FHTI #42 (online) - Mid-April
- "omg lol", a teen girl magazine parody (online) - May or June
- FHTI #43 (print) - Early June
- FHTI #43 (online) - Later June
- More stuff in the "misc" section soon
- I got 155 spam messages today in my G-Mail™. Now I have 50 invites. 50.
- Man I'm tired
February 16, 2005
Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck
February 19, 2005
What the world needs now is an atrocious MS Paint wallpaper
2/21 update: I added another one even though you don't deserve it
February 22, 2005
