July 22, 2003

Oh hello there, friends! I returned Saturday night from the San Diego Comic Con, where various people from across the country made asses of themselves by dressing up in costumes! Oh, and I got the first e-mail in a series of potentially thousands alerting me to the shocking fact that my website is not listed on some search engines. On a related note, here is my catcphrase list for the next month:

OFFICIAL CATCHPHRASE LIST FOR MONTH OF JULY 22 to AUGUST 22, 2003.
The following catchphrases have been approved for my usage for the month from July 22 to August 22, 2003.

  • lool
  • That is the way we do things in Mexico, baby!
  • Please die in a horrible butter accident
  • So uh are there going to be any new Futurama episodes
  • suicide yourself
  • what crazy ideas will the fruit rollups factory roll out with next?
  • Oh ho ho!