One of the girls that I pranked via instant messenger last issue in my magazine IMed me a little while ago.

SJsoccerchic: Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was slowly changing
Wish you were committing
Suicide suckin' on a mother fuckin' tailpipe
Dead man dangling from a tight rope
Limbless in the middle of a channel bombs away
me: who are you
SJsoccerchic: UR GOD
SJsoccerchic: BOW DOWN TO ME
me: oic
SJsoccerchic: LOLZ
SJsoccerchic: haha

On a related note, I was bored so I decided to review comic strips. It's in the text section.