OH NO I HAVE THE VIRUS
plz stay calm we are working on an antedote ok
perhaps if we continue making dull sub-plots for you, we can bore the virus out
Mr. President, I've just recieved word that your girlfriend may have committed perjury, a reporter may go forward with an allegation that your son might have been involved in a coverup seven years ago, the head of the NSA is plotting against you, you might be dealing with faulty intelligence, your ex-wife is not trustworthy, your biggest contributor is threatening to stop legislation, and you are no longer the president because the cabinet has invoked the 26th Amendment.
hooray it worked