November 24, 2005
Lost ANOTHER loan to Ditech!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Here are twelve new Hog and Dogs

November 19, 2005
Sneak Preview of My Upcoming Late Night Talk Show

haha thanks guys

we've got a really good show for you tonight

i know i say that every night but this time i mean it

haha

ok whats in the news today

haha <celebrity> did something

<joke involving trait of celebrity>

haha

November 11, 2005


listen man i just talked to the network


i got some bad news


....


somebody's made a huge mistake

6:27:57
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6:28:00

November 10, 2005

Oh hey I made another Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck
November 6, 2005

mondaysI'm going to open up a hipster joint where all you do is come in, sit down, and read that day's installment of "Garfield".

It will be post-modern-ironic, or something.

EDIT: pomony