Okay so I'm working on a slight redesign for this page and the little things are really cheesing me off but nevertheless it should be done by like January or something. Here is an impression of Drew Carey performing a Hoedown on the show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". One of the headlines at "Happy News" (Real News! Compelling Stories! Always Positive!) is "World's Largest Chanukah Menorah to be lit on Christmas Day". Vampire Joe McCarthy sure does seem angry about something! My favorite word of the week is "hornswaggled" but I'm not entirely positive that it's actually a word.