February 25, 2006
I was going through the directory and I found this thing from December that I guess I never posted so click on it if you like reading things from two months ago. It's one of those "ha ha look at these wacky search strings" things that nearly every site does. I saw a headline the other day that said "Cruise and Katie are still a 'TomKat'!". Zuh? The 0 key on my keyboard is broken or something because I have to press it like three times before it works. You know what really got on my nerves? That one scene in Munich where this Palestinian guy and this Israeli guy keep changing the station on the radio. See, if we all listened to generic pop music, maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place. I'm trying to start a Citizen Kane convention called KaneKon, but nobody really seems interested so far. I'll be cosplaying as Mr. Bernstein. The word of the day is meatcakes.
February 18, 2006
Super!

A friend asked me to come up with a list of possible names for her band.

Here's what I came up with.

They ended up choosing none of them so whatever vv

February 16, 2006
Mallard Fillmore Watch

*IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT GOOGLE "RAY NAGIN" AND "CHOCOLATE CITY"

February 12, 2006

He... he appears to be made of rubber...
February 10, 2006

NEVER FORGET
February 9, 2006
read all about it!
February 3, 2006
el pollo loco will help cure terminal boredom with regular fast food!
The other day I was listening to this dumb college radio show that claims to be "the only show to promote violent and immediant [sic.] revolution within the United States!!!" hosted by some anti-corporation WAKE UP SHEEPLE meathead and his sidekick, who would occasionally chime in with "fuck [whatever name the other guy just said]." The main guy kept going on about "the future of humanity does not involve capitalism!!!" while eating vegan food and they had some sort of comedy segment where he changed his voice (albeit barely) and pretended to be some guy named "Johnny" to do the weather ("Here's Johnny with the weather *does a different voice* Today's high temperature is 63 and todays low temperature 54"). They both thought it was the most hilarious thing ever and I was like

HERE'S SOME CRAP FOR YOU:

  • John Kerry sure does love his blogs!!!

  • If you click this link, you will find the first draft of the opening scenes of the script that I have written for In The Line Of Fire, a movie which is sure to be a megahit blockbuster!!!

  • alito

  • Ughhh Blogger was down for like an hour and I couldn't access the create posts page. I guess Google lost all of their server money when their stock took a dive!!!

  • Hey cool a link I submitted was chosen as the Awful Link of the Day