January 3, 2006
WELCOME TO THE INFONET, BITCHI think they should re-name the Internet to "the Infonet" because it better encapsulates the concept of having all the information of the world at your fingertips. So from now on say Infonet instead of Internet, and if someone tries to correct you, you just give 'em a stern, menacing glare.

Also, read this Something Awful update if you haven't already because it is really funny, especially the part that says "ASS BUGS", although now that part won't be as funny because I've just told you it, sorry.