I found a few Hog and Dog "scripts" that I wrote down last year and then promptly lost. Some of them are too dated to do now, so here they are...
Hog: The new James Bond movie features a new actor in the lead role!|
Dog: I hope it's Philip Seymour Hoffman
Dog: That guy is so dreamy
H: The pundits have dubbed the Google-YouTube merger "GooTube!"|
D: I stepped in a GooTube once!
D: Afterward I told my daughter to stop leaving those canisters of Gak lying around!
H: Oh ho ho!