Things I Watched On Television
- A cartoon show about a kid who turns into a dragon wherein a German teacher told him he's "up schnitzel creek without a paddle;" later, a reference was made to "rolling blackouts."
- About a million commercials for the iPhone
- THERE IS LITERALLY A SHOW ON C-SPAN CONSISTING OF A GUY READING THE NEWSPAPER.
- Geraldo Rivera and other people on "Fox & Friends" joking about their gay hairstylists.
- A weird hip-hop themed ad for foxnews.com which seems at odds with their target demographic
- The Lebanese version of Michelle Malkin
- House Party 4, which you don't need to have seen the previous three House Partys in order to follow.
- Some wrestler who knew Chris Benoit repeatedly asking Steve Austin's ex-wife why she didn't come out publicly about the spousal abuse she'd endured five years ago
- Sean Hannity citing a "Wikipedia report"
- Lil' Bush, which is the absolute worst show that has ever been aired on television