hey guy.... notice anything diffrent about me
ya thats rite.....i grew a strike solidarity beard
surely this will stem the tide of the writers strike
i dont think thats how this works
dog i thought you was dead
yeah well obviously i aint now am i
you better have a good explanation for this
the writers forgot to write one before they went on strike
GIBSON: But Governor [Mitt] Romney's system has mandates in Massachusetts, although you backed away from mandates on a national basis.
ROMNEY: No, no, I like mandates. The mandates work.
[FRED] THOMPSON: I beg your pardon? I didn't know you were going to admit that. You like mandates.
ROMNEY: Let me -- let me -- oh, absolutely. Let me tell you what kind of mandates I like, Fred, which is this. If it weren't...
THOMPSON: The ones you come up with.
At that point, Mitt Romney busted out the "yo mama" jokes.
Conan O'Brien's first show back consisted of him wasting time by spinning his wedding ring, singing Sabotage in the voice of Edith Bunker, and then spinning his ring a second time while Bob Saget watches. The highlight of his second show was him going into the catwalk. That guy can do no wrong, as far as I'm concerned.
I'm betting China, but not for a hundred years.