DI$COUNT ECONOMY JOKES
We at rubbercat.net know that Americans' joke budgets are being stretched thin. In solidarity, please enjoy the follow jokes about Our Current Economic Situation at a heavily discounted price.
- "i'm too big to fail" - said by a fat man
- "the economy is so bad even some of the kardashians have been downsized" - a depressed talk show host
- "i have a package that could use some stimulating" - a lecherous uncle to his young nubile niece
- "the g in aig stands for greed. i can't decide what the other two letters should stand for" - an old man at a bus stop to nobody in particular
Thank You and God Bless
I was looking through this dream journal that I occasionally keep for a series of DREAM TWEETS
and found this entry dated 9/13/2007 that I'd completely forgotten about:
Conan O'Brien was talking to people at one of his factories; he informs them that from now on the official Conan O'Brien socks will not be made out of cotton, and will be from Malaysia. This makes his popularity go way down. During one show he pretends to kill himself during one of his "string" dances - he cuts the "string" from his right arm and pantomimes wrapping it around his neck and then just hangs there for a few seconds.
My subconscious is a weird place to be