|Ben Gibbard - Thriller|
|Found at skreemr.com|
i need you to hack into north korea's mainframe and deexecute the microkernals
i can't! they're barricading all captcha frequencies and retorrenting all foreign hexateredo bandwidth to a distubed cpu!
wait... maybe if i disconfigure our ip ram, rechannel the arpanet bitrate and make my twitter avatar green...
yes! i've managed to retrieve a .csv with all their missile launch codes from their server!
great work chloe. upload it to my etchasketch
Last month I met this guy and he said he wanted to become a music critic and write album reviews and I said "Oh, you mean like for Pitchfork?" and he said "What's that?"
So, what did you do this weekend?
oh yeah, yesterday was rubbercat.net's sixth anniversary, big fucking deal, whatever
WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE.
THE WORST POLITICAL CARTOON OF ALL TIME
The New Yorker = enemy of the left
David Letterman = enemy of the right
Also, this might help explain things if you're not a nerd