December 25, 2009
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO YOU

grassley

where are the jobs. where are they. also what is your favorite food

December 24, 2009
snowman coffee
December 20, 2009
it's cool that we're getting a shitty health care bill because democrats are afraid of a theoretical filibuster
December 16, 2009

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

My Simpsons fansite, rubbercat.net/simpsons, is now in possession of a Twitter account

ch ch ch check it out y'all

December 14, 2009
tons of fun
December 11, 2009
After giving up two years ago, I am trying to learn how to write interactive fiction again. Here's a peek at what I've got so far:
Dunder Mifflin in the Lost Galaxy
An Interactive Fan Fiction
Release 1 / Serial number 091211 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib 6/12N) SD

Captain's Quarters
You're sitting at your desk watching YouTubes on your computer.

You can see a couch (on which is a cameraman), a cabinet (closed) and a holocom here.

> inventory
You are carrying:
a space uniform (being worn)

> examine uniform
It's a stylish gray Spandex space uniform, standard-issue.

> examine holocom
A modestly-priced holocom from Radio Shack, this particular model features a green button for accepting or initiating coms and a red button for ending or rejecting coms. A holopad is atop the device.

Suddenly, the holocom emits three beeps and a small, green hologram of Pam appears over the holopad.

> examine hologram
The hologram is a transparent three-dimensional rendering of Pam Beesly, the ship's communications secretary (comsec). Despite the flittering quality of the small, green hologram, you can still tell she's got a smokin' body.

"Michael, David Wallace is on line 2," says the hologram of Pam.

MORE TO COME...???

P.S. Everything in this post came true and now I look like an idiot. I'll never doubt you again, tech blogs

December 1, 2009
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THERE i updated every day for a month for this stupid blog thing. TROPHY PLEASE.

i hope you enjoyed it because i'm never doing it again