DI$COUNT ECONOMY JOKES
We at rubbercat.net know that Americans' joke budgets are being stretched thin. In solidarity, please enjoy the follow jokes about Our Current Economic Situation at a heavily discounted price.
"i'm too big to fail" - said by a fat man
"the economy is so bad even some of the kardashians have been downsized" - a depressed talk show host
"i have a package that could use some stimulating" - a lecherous uncle to his young nubile niece
"the g in aig stands for greed. i can't decide what the other two letters should stand for" - an old man at a bus stop to nobody in particular
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