March 30, 2009

We at know that Americans' joke budgets are being stretched thin. In solidarity, please enjoy the follow jokes about Our Current Economic Situation at a heavily discounted price.

  • "i'm too big to fail" - said by a fat man
  • "the economy is so bad even some of the kardashians have been downsized" - a depressed talk show host
  • "i have a package that could use some stimulating" - a lecherous uncle to his young nubile niece
  • "the g in aig stands for greed. i can't decide what the other two letters should stand for" - an old man at a bus stop to nobody in particular
  • Thank You and God Bless