May 1, 2009
BREAKING NEWS

PRESIDENT OBAMA APPOINTS SIMON COWELL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE... COWELL INTERRUPTS ATTORNEY'S OPENING ARGUMENT, CALLS IT "DREADFUL"... REFERS TO THOMAS AS "RANDY"... COWELL TO GINSBURG: "GIRL, YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE COMMERCE CLAUSE RE: GUN CONTROL HAS MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN AN EPISODE OF LAW & ORDER. AND YOUR COLLAR LOOK LIKE A DISH RAG"... DEVELOPING...