If you're not following me on twitter, you probably missed me live-twittering my jury service, which I am going to copy and paste here in lieu of coming up with something original:

gonna tweet from jury duty7:25 AM Jun 23rd from txt security made me take out my positronic brain, so embarrassing7:36 AM Jun 23rd from txt no jorts allowed? buh?8:08 AM Jun 23rd from txt theyre dividing us into judges, juries, and executioners9:09 AM Jun 23rd from txt ad with harrison ford: IN REAL LIFE THE JURY DECIDES THE ENDING9:22 AM Jun 23rd from txt gotta go, The Man wants me to turn off my cell phone9:37 AM Jun 23rd from txt excused from a trial that might result in the death penalty o_o11:17 AM Jun 23rd from txt