October 18, 2009
SNEAK PREVIEW OF MY UPCOMING SITCOM, HANGIN' WITH THE PALINS

INT. PALIN LIVING ROOM - DAY

PIPER sits on the couch reading American Girl magazine while TRACK, holding a hockey stick in one hand and a puck in the other, tries to convince WILLOW to play hockey with him.

TRACK

C'mon, Willow! You need to work on your goalie skills if you're going to make the team!

WILLOW

(apprehensive)

In here?

TRACK

Of course, dummy - we can't play outside! It's too snowy!

PIPER

You'd better not! Mom'll get mad!

WILLOW

No she won't - she's passed out again. Alright Track, let's do this.

She puts on a fierce game face. Track takes a couple steps back and drops the puck on the ground.

TRACK

OK Willow, this is for the gold!!

Track slaps the hockey puck with his mighty stick. Willow jumps to catch it, but it sails over her head...

Suddenly, BRISTOL walks in!

BRISTOL

Hey you guys --

The puck hits her right smack in the nose!

BRISTOL

Oh, my nose!!!

Willow, Track and Piper all run up to her.

WILLOW

Bristol!! Are you ok??

TRACK

You hurt? I'm really sorry!

Bristol glares at him.

PIPER

(shaking her head)

Mom always said don't play hockey in the house.