February 27, 2010
nobamaHere is the newest Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck

Isn't it crazy how Barack Obama is literally the worst public speaker of all time????

February 21, 2010
hog and dog

ten more hog & dogs for you to enjoy

February 18, 2010
american on purposeThe server that hosts this site was located in Hong Kong, which I had long forgotten about until last night, when the hosting company helpfully suggested I migrate to a server in Boston. So now rubbercat.net is finally a U.S. citizen! dance

I wonder if I can book a trip to visit my website...

February 16, 2010
DISNEY PRINCESSES FUN FACT OF THE DAY

New York Times:

It was the first time Disney marketed characters separately from a film's release, let alone lumped together those from different stories. To ensure the sanctity of what Mooney called their individual "mythologies," the princesses never make eye contact when they're grouped: each stares off in a slightly different direction as if unaware of the others' presence.

disney princesses

melt

February 15, 2010
ORIGIN STORY, ABRIDGED

Rubber Cat Productions was named after this cat puppet thing made out of rubber I got when I was nine that is now lost to the ages. This is a picture I found on The Internet of what I'm pretty sure is the exact same model [?]:

rubber cat

February 13, 2010

I know what you're thinking: multiple posts on the same day??? Such is the power of Movable Type, my friend.

February 13, 2010
olympic gaffe

If this had happened in Beijing, Zhang Yimou would have personally shot everybody involved in the Opening Ceremonies

February 13, 2010
movable typeWhoa hey I'm done moving from Blogger to Movable Type! As you can see, everything looks completely different now but I promise that in time you will get used to it. I feel pretty good about having more control over this thing and no longer having to give my FTP information to Skynet. Welcome to the Brave New Era of rubbercat.net!!!!

Now I get to do this all over again for my simpsons news thing sweatdrop

February 12, 2010
time toasterDid everyone in the tech industry just completely give up in 2008? Nobody's bothering to make the next Twitter, they're too busy making applications that allow people to twitter from places that aren't twitter.com. Google and Yahoo! are insistent on awkwardly trying to turn their sites into social networks. The newest Apple device is a big version of their previous device. It's 2010, shouldn't all the crazy new shit should be coming out this year?
February 7, 2010
palin shrugbarack obama is such a dummy, he uses a teleprompter

*adjusts script*

*literally reads talking points written on hand*

February 4, 2010
movable type migration status

this attraction is being refurbished for your enjoyment

Nothing makes me feel quite as inept as trying to install a new blog engine and deal with mysql databases and shit. Things are moving smoothly now, I guess. The important stuff is configured and things look pretty snazzy (which is to say, it looks identical). Now all I have to do is solve a bunch of mysteries such as "Why is there a damn line under this picture?" and "Why aren't these link anchors working correctly?" Not sure if I should import all the previous posts from Blogger (if I can figure out how the hell this thing works).

February 3, 2010
testing
February 3, 2010
ffffffff
February 2, 2010
AN UNWELCOME DEVELOPMENT
from: Blogger Support
subject: Important: Changes to Blogger FTP Service

Dear FTP user:

You are receiving this e-mail because one or more of your blogs at Blogger.com are set up to publish via FTP. We recently announced a planned shut-down of FTP support on Blogger Buzz (the official Blogger blog), and wanted to make sure you saw the announcement. We will be following up with more information via e-mail in the weeks ahead blah blah blah blah

I have to switch to movable type or whatever

boo