August 17, 2010
THINGS I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF
  • "I like my women like I like my coffee" jokes
  • The phrase "quit clownin' around"
  • When someone says "I'm thinking" or "I just had a thought" and someone else says "Well, that's a first!"
  • Using asterisks in swear words that aren't really swear words (i.e. "what the h*ck???")
  • Gender-neutral pronouns
  • Diet Sierra Mist as a punchline (Sidenote: Mountain Dew as a signifier of nerdiness has become cliché. So don't do it!!)
  • Intentional subtle grammatical errors, like using "a" when you're supposed to use "an"
  • Stupid abbreviations like "'za" or "PoMo"