Have you been eagerly following the upcoming midterm election, constantly refreshing the New York Times electoral map, waiting patiently for Nate Silver to do his little number thing, writing blogs about how the congressional race in Nevada's 3rd district will be a referendum on Obama's choice of mustard? Well, give it up. I managed to get my hands on an advanced copy of the results (I won't bore you with the details of how) and I've uploaded it to YouTube because information wants to be free. Beat that, Wikileaks! Now, obviously this contains spoilers, so don't watch if you still plan on going to the voting booth out of some misguided nostalgia for the illusion of democracy. If you decide to do so anyway, at least pretend to be surprised come November.