bad news jack
uhhh.... this is a little hard for me to explain...
spit it out chloe i aint got all day
someone hacked into all our computers and got ahold of all the fanfiction i've written about you
what the hell
im a real life dude why would you make fanfic about me
look just forget about that for right now! anyway the hacker guy dumped it all on wikileaks and now it's all over the internet
well is it at least good fanfic
ummm... see for yourself
The detainee was blindfolded, beaten about the feet and legs with a blunt object, punched in the face and head. Electricity was used on his feet and genitals and he was sodomized with a water bottle. Jack smiled as his dirty blonde hair shined in the hot Iraqi sun, and thought about his new wife Cassandra, the nerdy tech girl from work who was wild in the sack, waiting for him back at home. He bent over to the detainee and whispered, "OK, no more Mr. Nice Guy" as he flexed his sexy, sweaty muscles.