January 8, 2011

Sometimes I can only think up jokes when they're in the form of a talk show monologue

Well folks, finally some good news for the economy today. FINALLY, there's some good news about the economy. (clasps hands together, scattered chuckles from the audience) Well, today the Obama Administration announced that over one million new jobs were created in the past year. (pause, mild applause from applause) That's right, 1.1 million new jobs in the past twelve months alone. Isn't that great, Kev?

(A beat.)

Yeah, well, unfortunately, they were all for that homeless guy with the golden radio voice. (guitar riff, audience laughs)