August 11, 2011

I tried sitting through the recently-cancelled Lopez Tonight last night to pay my respects but I could only make it through three jokes

  1. Something about how Latino unemployment just got a little higher (HOW IS THIS EVEN A JOKE)
  2. "They just announced a new Smurfs movie... so I lost this job because I'm brown (wait what) but I'm getting a job because I'm blue" (???)
  3. I'M GOING TO SMOKE CRACK NOW LOL