Correction: An earlier version of this article erroneously stated that Bugs Bunny's most notorious enemy is Porky Pig. While the two are known to frequently squabble, often in the public eye, they are in fact good friends.
A few days ago I listened to a text-to-speech audio version of Colton Burpo's Heaven is for Real
Somehow it pivots from a heart-warming story of a 4 year old who claims to have seen Heaven during a life-saving surgery to "DAD. JESUS IS BUILDING UP AN ARMY TO FIGHT ARMAGEDDON. WE NEED TO PREPARE."
Blondie has been getting real self-referential lately... all the eternal mysteries of the strip (Blondie's real name, Dagwood's job) are falling like dominoes... sooner or later it will be complete anarchy on the comics page...
What you see if you actually search Bing for "H.I.V.E.:"
*golf clap*
Here is every instance I could find of respected Nobel Prize-winning New York Times economist Paul Krugman using the internet neologism "derp," which as far as I can tell is a euphemism for "mentally handicapped" (see also: Derpy Hooves).
One weird trick for surviving nuclear war, discovered by a mom
The company has a fascinating Twitter account, as well.
.com, .net, what's the difference?
I drew a caricature of my wife. Once. I thought it would be a cheap birthday present. Instead it was the most expensive birthday present ever. I'm still paying for it. I also learned that the appropriate response to "You made me look like a drowned rat" isn't "No, that's not the part that I did".
Mallard Fillmore has had an actual website for the past two months and nobody told me???
Updated the Links page again to weed out sites I don't visit anymore, and added new ones.