Bruce Tinsley Watch
I drew a caricature of my wife. Once. I thought it would be a cheap birthday present. Instead it was the most expensive birthday present ever. I'm still paying for it. I also learned that the appropriate response to "You made me look like a drowned rat" isn't "No, that's not the part that I did".
Mallard Fillmore has had an actual website for the past two months and nobody told me???