February 24, 2014

jack
oi mate a chav nicked me mobile

jack
blimey guvna we got some right bloody plonkers in the parliament

chloe
What are you doing

jack
were in london now we gotta blend in to skive the bobbies & narks

chloe
Uh ok

jack
give it a go luv

chloe
G'day mate, my dingo's gone walkabout at the barbie down by the billabong

jack
stonking job chloe were a couple a regular scousers now

jack
now im gonna roger some birds

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February 19, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 02/19/2014
02/19/2014

It's always interesting to see which pundits Mallard Fillmore runs to the defense for. Today it's Dinesh D'Souza, colonial apologist and bin Laden fan, whose only crime was massive illegal campaign contributions making fun of Obama's ears, or something.

February 18, 2014

Jimmy Fallon is the human embodiment of a Buzzfeed article

February 12, 2014
Boehn-a-Lisa
House passes 'clean' debt-ceiling bill, ending two-week showdown - The Washington Post:
At a news conference afterward, Boehner broke into a tune from "Song of the South" to try to remain upbeat. "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay," he sang.
Ten minutes later, as he left the building, he began to sing softly to himself, as he stepped outside.

"Plenty of sunshine coming my way," he said.

February 6, 2014
new yorker

I was mentioned in The New Yorker woop

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