A month ago I stood here and announced I was forming an exploratory committee to see if I should run for president. Well today I'm here to tell you... wow I really misjudged my popularity. Oh geez oh man I bombed in every focus group poll we did. It turns out nobody likes me at all, not even a little tiny bit. So, it looks like I will not be running for president, after all. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. (crowd applauds wildly)
I'd buy a collection of editorial cartoons set in superhero worlds, if anyone who can make that happen is listening...
Wow, Beetle Bailey got really dark for a moment there
This year for April Fool's Day I'm going to pretend it's the week before last Christmas and post links to stuff I wrote last year that I'm sorta proud of, which I meant to do before New Year's and then kinda forgot about for months:
- Thefacebook Finally Integrates
- The New BlackBerry Z10 Is Great, But Not As Great As CBS's Primetime Lineup
- Opinion: Why Do We Even Have Laws, Anyway?
- Reddit Captures Kony
- Zybourne Clock Announced As Launch Title For Xbox One
- Startup Spotlight: Fuselighter, the Kickstarter For Terrorism
- Simpsons Does Harlem Shake, Because That's The Kind of Thing They Do Now
- Matt Groening Made Yet Another Company
- So Long, Simpsons Channel! / Lisa Needs Braces
- Apple Bullied By Simpsons Joke
- Apparently It Took Fox Four Years To Shut Down WatchTheSimpsonsOnline
- Marcia Wallace (1942 - 2013)
- You Know You're Multiple When...
- Manhood Academy
- Ted IS God
- Cluesforum
- Tulpa
- Kin Food