May 29, 2015
chromium

I found an early version of Chromium that I hadn't used since 2009 tucked away in a random folder. Apparently during that time the internet upgraded to a completely different alphabet.

May 28, 2015

REVIEWS OF CHILDRENS SHOWS, PART XXVI

tom & jerry show

The new (well, new to me anyway) Tom & Jerry show looks like an Erin Esurance commercial. Tom can only "talk" in soundclips from the 1940s and it sounds like a crummy wav file of someone's answering machine. Just hire a new guy to scream, geez

May 23, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/23/2015
05/23/2015

Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck...

May 22, 2015

Awful Link of the Day - Vampirewebsite.net:

Once you become a vampire, you'll find that it comes with its own set of challenges. For instance, there's the whole issue of acquiring blood. Contrary to offensive outdated stereotypes, today's vampires don't kill people for blood; rather, they find an "emo" cutter and ask them for permission, or stock up on beef jerky.

May 21, 2015
EAT

Tech Company Cafeterias

Here's something that I put together a few years ago but never got around to posting until now.

If you know of any more tech company cafeterias with dorky names, send 'em over my way.

May 20, 2015
Probably my favorite Letterman clip:

May 10, 2015
feedspot mothers day promotion

Moms love RSS feeds, right?

May 9, 2015

EXT. DISNEY HEADQUARTERS - DAY

BRAD BIRD stands meekly in front of a desk, clutching a notebook in his hand. Behind the desk, a gruff CORPORATE EXECUTIVE puffs away on a cigar. His face is partially obscured by shadow.

CORPORATE EXECUTIVE

Collectible pin sales are down 16% this quarter. I need you to make a movie with no less than three scenes centered around pins.

BRAD BIRD

(jotting this down)

Yes sir, right away sir.

TWO YEARS LATER: