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Breaking News From The World of Hollywood!!!

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

GEORGE LUCAS ADDS JUSTIN BIEBER TO STAR WARS???

BIG BAD MOVIE MAN JORGE LUCAS IS DESTROYING ALL OUR CHILDHOOD'S YET AGAIN BY ADDING FLASH IN THE PAN POP TWEENSTAR "JUSTIN BIEBER" TO A STAR WAR MOVIE. WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE PIC OF THE CHANGE:

"WHEN WILL THE CHANGES STOP???" ASKS PROFESSIONAL NERD SIMON PEG. "THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED" LAMENTS MANCHILD KEVIN SMIT. "BOYCOTT THE STAR WAR BLUE RAY" SAYS DARTH_GARF93. J.BIEB UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

Just got off the phone with an NBC insider who told me how the producers plan to continue The Office once Steve Carell leaves the show. Let me tell you, the writers have cooked up an INGENIOUS plotline that should leave every Office fan satisfied. If you've been worried about a Michael Scott-less Dunder Mifflin, this ought to put your worries to rest.

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
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So, who's replacing Michael Scott?

Michael Scott!!!

In an upcoming episode, Michael decides he doesn't want to be part of the documentary anymore, and requests that the crew digitally pixellate his face and modulate his voice. This will continue for the remainder of the series, thus eschewing the need for writing out Michael or replacing Steve Carell (a production assistant will stand in for Michael's body). You've got to hand it to those clever Office writers for coming up with a seamless way to continue without Carell's involvement! Can't wait to see how it turns out.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

Tim Allen has agreed to reprise his role as Michael Cromwell in a sequel to the 1997 Disney film Jungle 2 Jungle, tentatively titled Jungle 3 Jungle
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

Fat & sassy feline Garfield cast as new Spider-Man???

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

White man steals job from Mexican

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

***ITEM!!!*** The car from Knight Rider just plowed into a Yoshinoya!!!

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

***ITEM!!!*** Jay Leno just straight up killed a man!!!

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

***ITEM!!!*** Crash writer-director Paul Haggis has purchased the TV movie rights to Professor Henry Louis Gate's arrest!!!

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!
The Rubik's Cube is now the last remaining item from the 1980s without a movie based on it