Mallard Fillmore Watch
- Cops are a race now
- Bruce Tinsley saw footage of Nazi guys beating and murdering people and thought “this is exactly like that long-forgotten discredited talking point about MEChA from 2003!” It’s that little extra touch that makes Mallard Fillmore Mallard Fillmore.
- The two-week delay actually works in Tinsley’s favor here, because during that interim media liberals who condemned Trump’s “many sides” comments decided Antifa is Just As Bad
Meanwhile, today’s Garfield was about going to a buffet
Back at it again
Howdy, folks who voted overwhelmingly for President Birther! You wouldn’t wanna vote for a paranoid conspiracy theory idiot who was mean to John McCain, would you??? Please keep this message in mind for like a year. Signed, The Republican Establishment
Mallard Fillmore Watch
Bruce Tinsley appeared to give up on trying to keep up with the news cycle and did a “heartwarming” 2-week story arc about Mallard getting a dog instead…
… but not without getting in a dig at how easy it is to vote. I wonder if “illegally” was in the first draft.
Bureaucracy and red tape are great when it comes to keeping certain people from voting! Is there any doubt Tinsley would be in favor of straight-up poll taxes if it were still politically palatable?
Also, he is inexplicably paranoid that the upcoming Incredibles sequel is just more Fake News from the lieberal media and their Hollyweird pals. It was announced three years ago at a Disney shareholder meeting and heavily reported at the time, but apparently he just now found out about it. Folks, I know this might be a bit controversial, but if you haven’t taken the time to learn anything about The Incredibles because you spend all day on the Daily Wire reading Ben Shapiro articles, then I don’t think you should be allowed to see the sequel.
I bought some stamps online and now I’m subscribed to a magazine for stamp collectors
Remember when Obama was debasing the office of the presidency by talking to America’s Dad Jay Leno? Now we have a guy whose job is scouring imageboards for memes to tweet on the president’s behalf
Happy 14th anniversary to rubbercat.net
I finally found a photo of this rubber cat puppet that I used to have as a kid, which I later named my fake production company and nethandle after. Too bad I didn’t know it was also a fetish thing…
Please put “Valued Beverage Fan” on my tombstone, thanks