I searched for “Hog and Dog” on Google (Hog and Dog is currently result number 15), and the third result was this:
Maybe we were dirty, after all of our adventures. I hadn’t really noticed. Kevin began to play with Me and Piggy. He used different voices to pretend that we were talking. He pretended I was saying “Hi, my name is Dog” and then he moved Piggy around and said “Hi, Dog, my name is … my name is Oink. No, no, my name is Hog!” Then he started giggling, making us dance, and repeating “Hi Dog–I’m Hog! Hi Hog–I’m Dog!” over and over until his sister told him to be quiet. This started them arguing with each other. The arguing got louder until the mommy-people shouted sternly “You two settle down or I’ll take it away!” She still hadn’t turned around to see what she might have to take away. It’s usually the daddy-people that yells at kid-peoples, but this one was letting the mommy do all the yelling.
Wow! Doesn’t that look like a barrel full of laughs???