rubbercat.net

June 30, 2004
minesweeper

help i am losing at minesweeper
June 25, 2004
conspiracy guy
June 21, 2004
happy birthday rubbercat.net

Today is rubbercat.net’s first birthday! Hooray!
June 20, 2004


OH NO I HAVE THE VIRUS


plz stay calm we are working on an antedote ok


perhaps if we continue making dull sub-plots for you, we can bore the
virus out


Mr. President, I’ve just recieved word that your girlfriend may have
committed perjury, a reporter may go forward with an allegation that
your son might have been involved in a coverup seven years ago, the
head of the NSA is plotting against you, you might be dealing with
faulty intelligence, your ex-wife is not trustworthy, your biggest
contributor is threatening to stop legislation, and you are no longer
the president because the cabinet has invoked the 26th
Amendment.


hooray it worked

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June 18, 2004

There was this commerical from, like, a couple years ago, and it has these kids and they’re in like Mexico or some poor country and anyway, they are talking about Coca-Cola (because Coca-Cola is apparently an exotic delicacy in that country) and one of them asks “What do you think it tastes like?” and this other kids goes “My dad says it is like kissing a girl” and then this pick-up truck comes and they have this crate of Coca-Cola and the people in the truck gives it to the kids and the second kid starts drinking some and the first kid says something like : “Well, does it?” and the second kid goes “I sure hope so!” and then this music starts and it’s all heartwarming and touching and all that jazz.

I really, really, hate that commercial.

June 13, 2004

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June 11, 2004
June 6, 2004



WHERE IS THE VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!


i’m not telling you lol 😉



listen buddy either u tell me where the virus is or else i’m going 2 harm ur daughter >:-(


ok i will tell u



k


the virus is inside the president


OH SHI

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