December 1, 2004

I sent a letter to the planet Neptune like two or three weeks ago


From: adam@rubbercat.net

To: neptune@space.com

Subject: hello!!!

Hello Neptune how are you! You are my favorite planet in the entire solar system. But enough about me let’s talk about you ha ha ha! How is it going? Are you still going around your orbit as usual? Well anyways, I got to go now.

Write back soon!!!

Your friend,

Adam

Neptune never wrote back, god what a jerk