February 3, 2006

el pollo loco will help cure terminal boredom with regular fast food!

The other day I was listening to this dumb college radio show that claims to be “the only show to promote violent and immediant [sic.] revolution within the United States!!!” hosted by some anti-corporation WAKE UP SHEEPLE meathead and his sidekick, who would occasionally chime in with “fuck [whatever name the other guy just said].” The main guy kept going on about “the future of humanity does not involve capitalism!!!” while eating vegan food and they had some sort of comedy segment where he changed his voice (albeit barely) and pretended to be some guy named “Johnny” to do the weather (“Here’s Johnny with the weather *does a different voice* Today’s high temperature is 63 and todays low temperature 54”). They both thought it was the most hilarious thing ever and I was like

HERE’S SOME CRAP FOR YOU:

  • John Kerry sure does love his blogs!!!
  • If you click this link, you will find the first draft of the opening scenes of the script that I have written for In The Line Of Fire, a movie which is sure to be a megahit blockbuster!!!
  • alito
  • Ughhh Blogger was down for like an hour and I couldn’t access the create posts page. I guess Google lost all of their server money when their stock took a dive!!!

  • Hey cool a link I submitted was chosen as the Awful Link of the Day