Lately my left shift key hasn’t been working correctly and I have to use the right shift key every time I need to capitalize something, which is just weird and goes against everything I believe in (Seriously, man, try it. It’s unnatural). I’ve been wondering if I should just hook up a new keyboard to a usb port. But here’s the thing: would it be incredibly tacky to have a keyboard hooked up to a laptop and basically have two keyboards at once… or insanely awesome???
Now I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I had a really weird dream last night. I was coming home (for some reason I lived in either an airport terminal or a mall) and there was this big commotion of people frantically packing things. I ask what’s going on and a little girl tells me it’s because of the thing in the sky so I try to shuffle past and I walk down the hall to the front doors and up there in the night sky, in green writing, was simply the word “READ” which I assume was referring to the Bible. Noting this, I frantically ask some guy a bunch of questions and yell “But I’m agnostic!” but he didn’t care. So yeah, I’m pretty sure the Apocalypse is coming and it might be a good idea for us to all start packing.
~Thanks everyone who voted~
I think my simpsons site won an award or something but the site that’s doing the awards isn’t loading so I don’t know for sure
Mallard Fillmore Watch
In the world of Mallard Fillmore, ducks can vote but dogs can’t. This discrimination has to stop.
Hooray for America!