PRODUCTS I’D LIKE TO SEE
- A Che Guevara t-shirt where instead of Che it has Nancy
- An ant farm resembling an office
- A Doomsday Clock, either physical or in widget form
- The following Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors: Jon Sherbet, Keith Olbermandarin Chocolate, Sren Kookies’n’Kream, Peachy Nietzsche, Baracky Road, Jean-Luc Pecan, Speaker of the House Nancy (S)Pumoni
- A Richard Nixon plush toy