March 15, 2008

PRODUCTS I’D LIKE TO SEE

  • A Che Guevara t-shirt where instead of Che it has Nancy
  • An ant farm resembling an office
  • A Doomsday Clock, either physical or in widget form
  • The following Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors: Jon Sherbet, Keith Olbermandarin Chocolate, Sren Kookies’n’Kream, Peachy Nietzsche, Baracky Road, Jean-Luc Pecan, Speaker of the House Nancy (S)Pumoni
  • A Richard Nixon plush toy