rubbercat.net

June 26, 2009

Ben Gibbard – Thriller
Found at skreemr.com
June 24, 2009



i need you to hack into north korea’s mainframe and deexecute the microkernals



i can’t! they’re barricading all captcha frequencies and retorrenting all foreign hexateredo bandwidth to a distubed cpu!



DAMN IT



wait… maybe if i disconfigure our ip ram, rechannel the arpanet bitrate and make my twitter avatar green…



yes! i’ve managed to retrieve a .csv with all their missile launch codes from their server!



great work chloe. upload it to my etchasketch

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June 23, 2009

true life adventures

Last month I met this guy and he said he wanted to become a music critic and write album reviews and I said “Oh, you mean like for Pitchfork?” and he said “What’s that?”

June 22, 2009

Recently I was cruising the web and someone noted that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s last name kind of resembles the phrase “Animé Jihad.” As a big-shot internet entrepreneur perennially on the lookout for the next big thing, I immediately seized upon this and ironically purchased the domain name ANIMEJIHAD.COM and quite ironically made an blog for it, which I will no doubt unironically regret very soon

So, what did you do this weekend?

June 21, 2009

 

oh yeah, yesterday was rubbercat.net’s sixth anniversary, big fucking deal, whatever

June 20, 2009


Mallard Fillmore Watch

WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE.

June 19, 2009
Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention please?

 

Presenting…

 

THE WORST POLITICAL CARTOON OF ALL TIME

June 18, 2009

am i post-modern or just ironic
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June 15, 2009

THE NEW ORDER

The New Yorker = enemy of the left

David Letterman = enemy of the right

June 14, 2009
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I shall treasure this moment always

June 13, 2009

I made a youtube video about barack obama and hillary clinton (remember when they were running against each other???) as a parody of another youtube video about harry potter and hermione

You can see both videos side-by-side (probably the best way to view it) here

Also, this might help explain things if you’re not a nerd

June 12, 2009


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