EDIT (11/01/2009): Well, I guess it’s gone now, so this post is kinda worthless.
Last month I got a Newsvine account so I could write Funny Political Things on it but I’ve given up after two posts
Anyhow you should peep this: Obama More Unpopular Than Bush? and check the comments
Is this person serious? I mean for real serious?
There’s no way this can be serious, seriously.
*cocks gun*
nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger 
INT. PALIN LIVING ROOM – DAY
PIPER sits on the couch reading American Girl magazine while TRACK, holding a hockey stick in one hand and a puck in the other, tries to convince WILLOW to play hockey with him.
TRACK
C’mon, Willow! You need to work on your goalie skills if you’re going to make the team!
WILLOW
(apprehensive)
In here?
TRACK
Of course, dummy – we can’t play outside! It’s too snowy!
PIPER
You’d better not! Mom’ll get mad!
WILLOW
No she won’t – she’s passed out again. Alright Track, let’s do this.
She puts on a fierce game face. Track takes a couple steps back and drops the puck on the ground.
TRACK
OK Willow, this is for the gold!!
Track slaps the hockey puck with his mighty stick. Willow jumps to catch it, but it sails over her head…
Suddenly, BRISTOL walks in!
BRISTOL
Hey you guys —
The puck hits her right smack in the nose!
BRISTOL
Oh, my nose!!!
Willow, Track and Piper all run up to her.
WILLOW
Bristol!! Are you ok??
TRACK
You hurt? I’m really sorry!
Bristol glares at him.
PIPER
(shaking her head)
Mom always said don’t play hockey in the house.
Man I’m so pumped for 30 Rock tonight!! Thursdays are like a big tv party night (alright!) for me now and it only slightly depresses me to admit that. I just got my hands on John Ortved’s Simpsons tell-all book and it is pretty great so far. The Tonight Show has been feeling more like Late Night lately, although they haven’t done anything quite as Late Nighty as this or this. “David Letterman sex scandal” is a phrase that should not exist. The Geico gecko commercials originated with the gecko being mad because people kept mistaking him for Geico but now he works for Geico so wouldn’t that just make things worse for him??? The implicit message of those High-Fructose Corn Syrup Is Good For You commercials appears to be “fuck you, you’re an idiot, corn rulz.” The best moment in Pete & Pete is when Bus Driver Stu goes to talk to a man, realizes he’s a scarecrow, and says “You are straw.” Comedy Central’s Secret Girlfriend is almost tolerable if you pretend the protagonist is the meatheaded son of the protagonist in Bright Lights, Big City. This post took like a week to write.
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!
***ITEM!!!*** Jay Leno just straight up killed a man!!!
