Even though I’ve known the election results for weeks now, I went ahead and voted anyway, an act which consisted of me dropping my mail-in ballot into a box located in the parking lot of a combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut (seriously). It was rather anti-climatic and I’m bummed I don’t get an “I voted” sticker.

The race I’m most concerned with is the Wisconsin Senate race, where Russ Feingold, the only senator to have voted against the Patriot Act, is being thrown overboard for his love of BIG GOVERNMENT. Vot a country!

bad news jack

whats up

uhhh…. this is a little hard for me to explain…

spit it out chloe i aint got all day

someone hacked into all our computers and got ahold of all the fanfiction i’ve written about you

what the hell

im a real life dude why would you make fanfic about me

look just forget about that for right now! anyway the hacker guy dumped it all on wikileaks and now it’s all over the internet

aw hell

well is it at least good fanfic

ummm… see for yourself

The detainee was blindfolded, beaten about the feet and legs with a blunt object, punched in the face and head. Electricity was used on his feet and genitals and he was sodomized with a water bottle. Jack smiled as his dirty blonde hair shined in the hot Iraqi sun, and thought about his new wife Cassandra, the nerdy tech girl from work who was wild in the sack, waiting for him back at home. He bent over to the detainee and whispered, “OK, no more Mr. Nice Guy” as he flexed his sexy, sweaty muscles.

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I am currently making a spreadsheet in Google Docs listing all the positions and measures in the upcoming election, who and what I’m going to vote for in the upcoming election, a column for a short reason explaining why, and a column with how I voted in the primary election

This is like rearranging my sock drawer, but with democracy