May 25, 2011
Mallard Fillmore Watch

mallard fillmore 5/16/2011
May 16, 2011

Yeah, you know who’s really upset about the birther issue going away? The guy who made it go away

mallard fillmore 5/17/2011
May 17, 2011

racism is dead

there’s no racism in america anymore

r.i.p. racism

mallard fillmore 5/21/2011
May 21, 2011

Bruce Tinsley must’ve been really happy when he drew this strip, because it combines two of his favorite go-to themes: his childish “check out all these stupid e-mails I’ve been getting KEEP ‘EM COMIN HATERS twisted” internet troll routine, and his “boy, today’s youth sure is stupid, am I right folks?” schtick.

Edit: Also, what the heck is a “memo-line?”

mallard fillmore 5/25/2011
May 25, 2011

WHY ISN’T THE NAVY SEAL AN ACTUAL SEAL?!?