June 24, 2011

chloe

remind me what we’re doing again?

jack

jesus chloe get a freakin pen

jack

for the last time: im gonna dive into the ocean, save bin ladens brain, and implant it into a robot body so america has a constant threat, and i can go back to torturin people & stuff

chloe

i don’t know about this jack i rather like fighting greenhouse gases

chloe

it’s really calming and i feel like i’m actually doing something you know? back when we were bombing terrorists all we did was create new generations of terrorists… it was really bummin me out

jack

dammit chloe stfu and open another socket, im about to put on the wetsuit

jack

heh heh… id like to see jeff try to shoot an undestructable robot… thatll show him… maybe then hell stop bragging about shooting osama… then mom will see who the true hero is… and ill finally get the love and affection i never got as a kid…

chloe

uh i’m still on the line jack

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