Did you know that CNN has a thing called CNN Airport that they play in airport terminals? Imagine having a layover at the airport and watching CNN and then right before a commercial break Wolf Blitzer teases an upcoming news story that you’re interested in hearing about, like for example the death of Andrew Breitbart, and so you stay watching for 20 minutes before realizing that the story will never come because this isn’t actually CNN, it’s just occasionally CNN interspersed between a bunch of worthless commercial-like “interest” stories about travel destinations, and so you’ve just wasted 20 minutes of your valuable time, and you can’t check the internet to read about the news because for some inexplicable reason the airport doesn’t have free wi-fi and there’s no way you’re going to plunk down 5 whole bucks for an hour’s worth of internet. Anyway, how’s by you?