Last night I dreamed that I was reading Dilbert. Not dreaming that I was Dilbert, or having an adventure in the Dilbertverse, either of which would’ve been vastly more exciting, just reading Dilbert. Specifically, a series of strips in which Dilbert tries to search the newly-created World Wide Web for “pork” or “pie” (not sure which, it was some food item starting with “p”) but keeps getting bad results. I remember thinking “huh, I didn’t know they had captchas in 1995. Weird.”