yeah so now im evil again or w/e
gosh dang it not again!!! grrr
WHAT IS YR INVOLVEMENT
weve infiltrated the white house
we’re releasing the torture memos… all of them…
dont worry ur still my bro. ill black out yr name and make sure u dont get prosectued. we still cool?
yo dog i got a new plotline. u in?
shh theyre about to announce the winner of the best dead joker award
dog we got like 15 more episodes to do, lets go
cesar romero??? this is fucking bullshit
hey david sorry to bug you and everything but i need another presidential pardon or whatever
this terrorist dude says hes gonna wreck some shit up and this other guy wont talk til he gets immunity
hella lame i know but what can you do
why do you keep calling me david?
here are those torture authorizations you requested
ive managed to infiltrate the republican party at the highest levels
operation: pitbull is a go 😀
excellent work yuliya
wait hang on a second are you using a secure frequency
im using yahoo messenger via wi-fi
god damn it
we’re getting a text message from the obama campaign
patch it through
hey this is joe biden
just wanted to let you know torture is illegal and im gonna be all over your ass if i find you torturin' when im vp
txt u l8r qt 😉
obama ain’t got shit on me
oh shut up
homeboy gives a good speech
but can he lead the nation through infinite crises… yeah thats what i thought
you ain’t done shit neither dogg
you just ring me up and go “yo jack kill these suckas”
hang on im getting another 3 am phone call
hey guy…. notice anything diffrent about me
ya thats rite…..i grew a strike solidarity beard
surely this will stem the tide of the writers strike
i dont think thats how this works
dog i thought you was dead
yeah well obviously i aint now am i
you better have a good explanation for this
the writers forgot to write one before they went on strike
hey remeber that one time 2 yrs ago when i died
jack bauer has gone rogue
dont worry im coming to save you derek
my name is josh
little help here/???
what up doggie
kinda busy at the moment
im calling you from my new iphone, its pretty neat
the fuck is an iphone?
its the hot new cell phone from apple computer
its got internet connectivity ipod functionality and the screen doubles as george forman grill
hey that does sound kinda neat
gotta go, batteries dyin
why didn’t you do more to put habib marwan and turkish crimson jihad out of business when you were president
OK, let’s just go through that.
do you think you did enough, sir?
No, because I didn’t get him.
But at least I tried. That’s the difference in me and some, including all the right-wingers who are attacking me now. They ridiculed me for trying. They had eighteen months to try. They did not try. I tried.
So I tried and failed. When I failed, I left a comprehensive anti-terror strategy and the best counter-terrorist agency in the country.
mr. president thank you for one of the more unusual interviews
good news man it turns out your wife isnt dead after all
nah just messin wit ya 😛
imma bop u so hard ur head explode
how is being dead
you just have no tact, do you?
j/k ive been alive 4 the past year 😛