April 29, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

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*thinks about the issue really hard over the course of 17 years*

Mallard Fillmore their


Goddammit, dude.

January 7, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 12/18/2016


He drew George W. Bush, like, twice during the course of his presidency, so this seems like a pointless exercise.

October 22, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 10/22/2016

  1. A couple weeks before the election is the perfect time for America’s second-most syndicated political daily strip (source: my ass) to crank out some observational humor tripe
  2. In case you’ve forgotten, Chet is one of Mallard’s supporting characters. I don’t think he has actually appeared in the strip for like a year
  3. Who the hell says “catchwords”
  4. Zero clue what the “what” thing is referencing
August 3, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 08/02/2016


This is my favorite genre of Mallard Fillmore strip, the sputtering, aggrieved “Oh yeah, well, a DEMOCRAT did something bad, too..!” routine. This all-time classic from the Mark Foley scandal is another fine example:

Mallard Fillmore, 10/23/2006


I assume Tinsley made Gerry Studd’s name big because he couldn’t find a picture of him on Google. Speaking of which, I love how over the years his footnotes have gone from “SOURCE: AP” or whatever to “SOURCE: WASHINGTON TIMES” to, finally, “SOURCE: GOOGLE SOME OF THE WORDS IN THIS STRIP.” I was trying to find some examples and came across this notable effort by someone to track down and check the strip’s references, which I wish they’d kept up.

June 13, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 06/13/2016

June 13, 2016

In two weeks Mallard Fillmore’s going to be waving a rainbow flag and raving about the savagery and intolerance of the Mussulmen

May 23, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/23/2016

May 23, 2016


May 15, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/14/2016

May 14, 2016

What the hell is this supposed to be in reference to? confused

August 6, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 07/05/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/06/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/07/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/08/2005

July 5-8, 2005

Never forget the time Mallard Fillmore went to war with Jon Stewart because he didn’t understand how parody works

July 13, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 07/13/2015


After like two weeks of strips about trigger warnings, I thought perhaps Bruce Tinsley had gone soft and was deliberately avoiding the big stories of the day – legalized gay marriage, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump’s comments about Mexicans – and then, BAM! He knocks it right out of the park!

December 2, 2013

Bruce Tinsley Watch

I drew a caricature of my wife. Once. I thought it would be a cheap birthday present. Instead it was the most expensive birthday present ever. I’m still paying for it. I also learned that the appropriate response to “You made me look like a drowned rat” isn’t “No, that’s not the part that I did”.

Mallard Fillmore has had an actual website for the past two months and nobody told me???

November 12, 2013

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Oh good, Mallard Fillmore actually remembered Veteran’s Day this year:

Mallard Fillmore 11/11/2013

Please keep in mind that within the strip Bruce Tinsley is a separate, distinct entity from Mallard Fillmore, so try not to think about the gross implications of Mallard Fillmore having a human father.

May 12, 2013

Mallard Fillmore Watch



January 8, 2013

Mallard Fillmore Watch


An ally linked me to this strip and theorized Bruce Tinsley has never actually encountered a Twinkie in person. He just knows that they come individually wrapped.


Today’s strip adds more kindle to that theory. He appears to have done a little research on what the box looks like. But’s he’s has placed the Twinkie at the very bottom of the strip so you can only see part of it. Does Tinsley know what a Twinkie looks like? Evidence inconclusive…

BONUS MALLARD FILLMORE WATCH: I submitted a thing to the great comics tumblelog A Good Cartoon. Who knew Mallard was so progressive?

December 31, 2012

Mallard Fillmore Watch


Right on, Mallard! We don’t want any daytime tv viewers mucking things up for the rest of us! The gears of democracy are too sacred to be entrusted to people like th-



*record scratch*

December 27, 2010
Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore forgot about Veteran’s Day again doh

This is the second time since 2006 (third if you include 2009, but there was never a “whoops, my bad!” comic acknowledging it so I don’t think it counts)

So this Santa person, who according to legend can see people at any time, feels “really guilty” about watching young girls…?

Ha ha, the post office is quickly becoming obsolete! Good one, newspaper cartoonist working in dying medium

August 27, 2010

@MallardFillmore Watch

Sunday october 10th cartoon finally came together. I’m goosing the anti-Tea-Party snobs a month b 4 the big dance….less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android

August 8, 2010

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Man, I freakin HATE signs… luckily we have M.Fillmore here to blow the lid off signgate…

“what’s this??? the govt. is using my tax monie$$$ to make MAPS at natl. parks?!? and they’re givin ’em away 4 FREE?!?!?”