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August 6, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 07/05/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/06/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/07/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/08/2005

July 5-8, 2005

Never forget the time Mallard Fillmore went to war with Jon Stewart because he didn’t understand how parody works

July 13, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 07/13/2015

07/13/2015

After like two weeks of strips about trigger warnings, I thought perhaps Bruce Tinsley had gone soft and was deliberately avoiding the big stories of the day – legalized gay marriage, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump’s comments about Mexicans – and then, BAM! He knocks it right out of the park!

June 28, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 06/28/2015
06/28/2015

Death is inevitable but we still need to take bold, decisive action with regards to climate change and environmental destruction instead of just talking about it so our descendants (birds) can have a better world

May 23, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/23/2015
05/23/2015

Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck…

March 27, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 03/20/2015

03/20/2015

Mallard Fillmore, 03/13/2015

03/13/2015

Liberals hate all religions, so clearly President Obama, who can’t bring himself to denounce Islam, is not a liberal.
January 18, 2015
Mallard Fillmore Watch

mallard fillmore 1/15/2015
January 15, 2015

You know who the real victims are? You guessed it: white people.

November 18, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 11/18/2014

11/18/2014

Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm…14 words… now where have I heard that before?

The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.[1] It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: “Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.[2]

Don’t let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!

November 5, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 11/03/2014

11/03/2014

In this searing indictment of the news media, a local reporter mistakes a young Orville Redenbaucher for a hipster

August 19, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 08/19/2014

08/19/2014

Do they give out Pulitzers for headlines? Because that’s a shoo-in right there

May 29, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 05/29/2014

05/29/2014

Mallard Fillmore has been doing a week’s worth of strips about hashtags, which is somehow lazier than the bumper stickers

May 21, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 05/21/2014

05/21/2014

Turn your newspaper around, you big doofus! Apparently there’s a big story about it on the other side!

May 17, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 05/17/2014

05/17/2014

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Exercising Your Constitutional Right To Participate in The Democratic Process And Determine Your Future Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, And Emphysema. Voting By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.

February 19, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 02/19/2014

02/19/2014

It’s always interesting to see which pundits Mallard Fillmore runs to the defense for. Today it’s Dinesh D’Souza, colonial apologist and bin Laden fan, whose only crime was massive illegal campaign contributions making fun of Obama’s ears, or something.

December 2, 2013

Bruce Tinsley Watch

I drew a caricature of my wife. Once. I thought it would be a cheap birthday present. Instead it was the most expensive birthday present ever. I’m still paying for it. I also learned that the appropriate response to “You made me look like a drowned rat” isn’t “No, that’s not the part that I did”.

Mallard Fillmore has had an actual website for the past two months and nobody told me???

November 12, 2013

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Oh good, Mallard Fillmore actually remembered Veteran’s Day this year:

Mallard Fillmore 11/11/2013
11/11/2013

Please keep in mind that within the strip Bruce Tinsley is a separate, distinct entity from Mallard Fillmore, so try not to think about the gross implications of Mallard Fillmore having a human father.

September 25, 2013

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Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 02/02/2013
02/02/2013

  • Here is a story about how sequestration is harming public schools in poor areas.
  • Accusing your political opponents of wanting to kill the elderly is very uncivil and should be avoided.
  • Here is a list of Republicans who voted to cut billions of dollars from the food stamps program.
September 23, 2013

Mallard Fillmore Watch


01/17/2013


09/13/2013

Armed guards in schools: OK
Metal detectors in schools: NOT OK, WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF A POLICE STATE????