SEASON FOUR (1992-1993) |
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Marge vs. the Mammogram
Marge takes a bold stand against basic breast cancer detection. |
Mr. Dow
Homer nearly causes a global economic meltdown when he purchases the Dow Jones! |
So It Has Come Down To This: A Simpsons Retrospective
Troy McClure hosts a Simpsons retrospective featuring classic Simpsons cartoons purportedly made over the past 50 years, including the controversial "Nazis On Tap." |
Carp Rock
While swimming in Lake Springfield, Homer discovers an entire underwater city in this largely-forgotten Simpsons/Fish Police crossover. Ed Asner, Megan Mullally, John Ritter and Jonathan Winters guest star. |
SEASON NINE (1997 - 1998) |
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The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Homer accidentally crashes his car into the World Trade Center, which Mayor Giuliani exploits as a pretense for an invasion of Shelbyville. |
Lisa the Shrill
Lisa runs for school president against the more charismatic Janey, who runs on a vague platform of change. James Carville guest stars. |
Electricity Bites
Mr. Burns orders employees at the power plant to fake blackouts sporadically in a convulted plan to get Rainier Wolfcastle elected mayor. |
Bart Carnegie
Bart is asked to play at Carnegie Hall after becoming a violin virtuoso, much to the chagrin of Lisa, who feels her own musical talents are being neglected. |
This Little Tilley
Lisa becomes a staff writer for The New Yorker, but is discouraged when David Denby publishes one of her film reviews under his own name. Can she coax Pauline Kael out of retirement to put Denby in his place? David Denby, Seymour Hersh, Pauline Kael, Garrison Keillor, Anthony Lane, Ian Frazier, Robert Mankoff, William Steig and Jeffrey Toobin guest star. |
Natural Born Pissers
Bart and Milhouse's friendship is put to the test when the two enter a literal pissing match. |
Who Shot Grampa's Hat?
When Grampa's prized fedora gets shot at a state fair, it's up to Bart and Homer to unravel the mystery. Meanwhile, Lisa discovers the seedier side of Springfield while cat-sitting for the Flanders. Macauley Culkin, Kelsey Grammer, N'Sync and Barry Sanders guest star.
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SEASON THIRTEEN (2001 - 2002) |
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She Of Little Face
Marge loses her face when a routine root canal at the dentist goes awry.
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Bowl in the Pantry
Homer opens a bowling alley in his pantry.
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Blame It On Lizard
Homer becomes a veterinarian and faces the biggest challenge of his career when Patty & Selma's pet lizard Jub Jub needs an operation. George Clooney guest stars.
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Poppa's Got A Brand New Marge
Marge moves in with Moe after Homer accidentally purchases a Russian mail-order bride while trying to download a Corky Romano screensaver. Kathy Kinney guest stars.
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And Oliver Makes Four
Aunt Selma's long-lost son Oliver comes to live with the Simpsons, who quickly grow irriated with his fashion-concious preppiness and annoying catchphrases. But he when tries to run away, they realize just how much they love him.
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SEASON EIGHTEEN (2006 - 2007) |
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Ice Cream for Maggie (With Hair)
Homer's job as ice cream man is
threatened by global warming. Al Gore guest stars.
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The Ho-Hum Couple
Fifth-tier characters Gil and Cookie Kwan get married, but nobody cares. Runaway bride Jennifer Willbanks guest stars. |
The Wife Acoustic
Homer takes up the guitar and becomes an indie rock superstar, much to the chagrin of Marge, who feels her own musical talents are being neglected.
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Big Little Girl
When one of Professor Frink's crazy inventions backfires, Lisa is suddenly transmorgified into a 22-year old! Will she use her newfound adult powers for good or bad? Tom Hanks, reprising his role from Big, guest stars.
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Soylent Up
When Buzz Cola releases a new lemon-lime soda called Buzz Up, Springfield is abuzz with accolades for the tasty beverage! But will anyone listen to Lisa when she discovers Buzz Up's secret ingredient? Ralph Nader guest stars. |
Yokel Lord
When Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel takes over the church, the power goes straight to his head as he appoints himself Official Deity of Springfield! Andy Dick guest stars.
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Marge Reclaimer
Marge discovers that Springfield is actually a simulated reality created by sentient machines in order to pacify, subdue and make use of the human population as an energy source. |
The Boils of Blubber
Homer develops boils on his belly, but is unable to pay Dr. Hibbert to remove them. Lisa convinces Mayor Quimby to legalize universal healthcare in Springfield, but things take a turn for the worse when everyone becomes a Communist! Hillary Clinton guest stars. |
Crook and Haldeman
Richard Nixon and his former chief of staff H.R. Haldeman move in to the house across the street from the Simpsons. If they thought Watergate was bad, wait 'til they get a load of Homergate! |
SEASON NINETEEN (2007 - 2008) |
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He Loves To Fry Then He Dies
The Squeaky-Voiced Teen dies after falling into the deep fryer at Krusty Burger. Kel Mitchell and Kenan Thompson guest star. |
Midnight (Don't Have A) Cow Boy
Bart becomes a male prostitute in order to raise funds for a limited-edition issue of Radioactive Man. Can Lisa show him the error of his ways before it's too late? Tracey Morgan guest stars. |
I Don't Wanna Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
Marge befriends a prisoner again. |
Henchmen and Klowns
Fat Tony and his fellow mobsters take over Krusty's show and start producing their own "Itchy & Scratchy" cartoons. Joe Matenega guest stars. |
Carnival For A Friend
Sideshow Bob kidnaps Bart and the two become best friends. To show his appreciation, Bob builds Bart a carnival. There's just one problem: it's full of rakes! |
Puke and a Slaughter
When Lisa starts dating Wendell, a heartbroken Ralph Wiggum uses his father's connections to hire a hitman. Will Arnett guest stars. |
Any Given Shankar
Apu takes up the sitar and becomes a Hindi rock superstar, much to the chagrin of Manjula, who feels her own musical talents are being neglected. |
All About Ling (Series Finale)
On her first birthday, Ling (Selma's adopted baby from China) convinces
Maggie, The One-Eyebrowed Baby and the Octuplets to eat dog food so they can turn into dogs. Margaret Cho guest stars. |
SEASON TWENTY (2008 - 2009) |
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Savings, Discounts, and Coupon Rebates (Season Premiere)
After helping Marge buy groceries, Homer becomes a bargain hunter... but when the hunter becomes the hunted, he'll find more than he bargained for. Dan Castalleneta guest stars. |
Double Double, Burgin Trouble
homer starts burgin real hard for a double double after hearing about in-n-out's 60th anniversary, so he brings the whole family down to california. unfortunately it's during wildfire season. dennis leary guest stars as a foul-mouthed fireman. |
Liza the Dramaturg
Lisa befriends Liza Minnelli, who teaches her that you don't need to adhere to society's shallow notions of beauty to accomplish geatness. |
What's My Line, BZ
In yet another flashback episode, Homer recounts his entire life after being accused of cheating on a game show. Wayne Brady guest stars. |
Weeding for Disaster
When Bart starts smoking marijuana, it's up to Homer to put a stop to it... if he can! Meanwhile, Lisa and cousin Oliver create an "Itchy & Scratchy" fansite and start raking in the dough. Kal Penn guest stars. |
Itty Bitty Tanya, Moe
Eyebrows raise to unprecedented levels when Moe starts dating Tanya, one of the background characters at the elementary school. Roman Polanski guest stars. |
The God, The Sartre, and the Huggies
God visits Springfield to check on everybody. When Lisa stows away in His beard to visit Heaven, she soon finds herself stuck there for eternity! Can her new friend, French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre, help her return to the living before Marge finds out? Meanwhile, Homer tries to potty-train Maggie. |
Father Knows Wurst
Springfield's meat industry will never be the same when Homer becomes the Duke of Deli Meats! Dana Carvey guest stars. |
Dancing in Homerica
Homer gets a wacky new job as the proprietor of a cafe disco named "Homerica." The rest of the show is just people dancing. Spencer Pratt guest stars. |
SEASON TWENTY-ONE (2009 - 2010) |
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Homer the Wapner (Season Premiere)
When Homer becomes a judge on The People's Court, the producers try to convince him to exercise capital punishment in order to boost ratings. Can Lisa stop him before he becomes judge, jury and executioner? Judge Judy guest stars. |
Bart Gets A Zoo
Bart becomes the host of KBBL's new morning zoo radio show and soon finds himself embroiled in a big prank war with Nelson, the host of a rival zoo. How low will Bart stoop in his never-ending quest for higher ratings? Glenn Beck guest stars.
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The Good Wife (Joe's)
Six months after Mayor Quimby is incarcerated for a prostitution scandal, his wife Ramona becomes a junior associate at a local law firm and must take on the boy's club in order to free an innocent woman while raising two children on her own.
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Treehouse of Porno XXX
Two iconic American franchises shred all remaining traces of respectability.
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DEADKNOBS AND DOOMSTICKS
LISA JOINS A CULT.... THE CULT IS CHRISTIANITY... ALSO HOMER BATTLES FOODGOBLINS AFTER BEING TRANSPORTED TO THE DIMENSION OF SNACKS...
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O BORTER, WHERE BORT THOU?
WORLDWIDE BORT LICENSE PLATE SHORTAGE LEADS NASA TO SEND AN ASTROMAN TO OUTER REACHES OF ANDROMEDA GALAXY TO EXPLORE AND SEEK OUT EXOTIC NEW NATURAL RESOURCES FROM WHICH TO CREATE BORT LICENSE PLATES
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BURNSDAYS WITH MAGGIE
MR BURNS MAKES A NEW DAY OF THE WEEK AND ADOPTS MAGGIE THE BABY WHO TEACHES HIM LIFE LESSONS... A HEART WARMING TALE OF LOVE & REDEMPTION THIS SUNDAY ON FOX
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Homer Blackman
Homer and Bart become black men after a freak accident at the plant.
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TEDDY BEARS' TWITPIC
HOMER SIMSON GET A TWITTER!!! HE TWEETS ALL DAY LONG UNTIL Mr. BURNS FIRE HIM FOR TWEETING ON THE JOB. THEN A THING HAPPENS
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TIM TIME
SIMPSONS WRITER TIM LONG IS CROWNED FUNNIEST MAN OF THE CENTURY AND HAS "THE SEX" WITH A BUNCH OF SUPERMODELS WHILE MONEY POURS DOWN FROM THE CEILING OF HIS POSH HOLLYWOOD MANSION
WRITTEN BY: TIM LONG
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A Desperate Ploy For Ratings (Season Finale)
Executive producer Al Jean attempts to stem The Simpsons' dwindling viewership and ensure a twenty-third season with a last ditch hail mary pass, clinging to the feverish hope that some of American Idol's popularity will rub off. Will he succeed?
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SEASON TWENTY-TWO (2010 - 2011) |
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Bart Becomes A Star (Season Premiere)
This episode is exactly the same as Season 5's "Bart Gets Famous," except the animation has been redone. Conan O'Brien guest stars. |
Boehn-a-Lisa
Lisa develops a crush on her new neighbor, House Minority Leader John Boehner. |
Mr. Smithers
After accidentally stumbling into Mr. Burns' time machine in the attic, Smithers is transported to the Dust Bowl era, where he is forced to confront the darkness lurking inside every man through a series of cliché-ridden symbols and metaphors. Guest-written by Robert Jackson Bennett. |
Tweehouse of Horror
Lisa becomes a famous twee musician, much to the chagrin of Bart, who feels his own musical talents are being neglected. Calvin Johnson guest stars. |
Simpsons Christmas Boogie
The Simpsons celebrate their ninth Christmas of the year.
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The Nedroots
The Leftorium becomes a popular hangout for liberal activists, who introduce Ned Flanders to the world of the blogosphere. Soon he becomes hooked on left-wing commentary and achieves minor celebrity status as a blogger on the Huffington Post. But his newfound liberalism quickly begins to annoy everyone in town, including Lisa. Can they pull him back from the brink before he turns into a moonbat? Glenn Greenwald and Erick Erickson guest star.
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(ANNOYED GRUNT)-rence of A Labia
Homer starts a wacky new job as a gynecologist. Sarah Silverman guest stars. |