Matt Groening Is Ugly
At least according to the author of a new book, Stupid, Ugly, Unlucky and Rich: Spike's Guide to Success:
"I'm not saying that being good looking won't get you a date, but as for success - forget it," said [Richard] St. John, who names multimillionaires Rupert Murdoch and Bill Gates as examples of that principle.
"I apologize for calling them ugly," he said. "In fact, I think they are just average, but there's an inverse relationship between looks and success. The uglier they are, the richer they are."
Ugly people discussed in the book include Groening, Rudy Giuliani, Barbra Streisand, Russell Crowe, Martha Stewart, Norman Lear, Quincy Jones, the Google founders, the discoverer of DNA and Ben of Ben & Jerry's. [Buffalo News]